|This is not the actual free cake|
1) to clean your closets and your conscience at the same time by handing off that which you don't need to someone who will use it, keeping those items out of the landfill for a little longer. How it works: when you have something you want to get rid of, you post it and your location so 20 people can reply that they want it, and then 19 of them don't show up when they say they will. Eventually, you get rid of that thing you no longer need.
2) to see all the weird things that New York wackjobs think others may actually spend the $2.50 on a subway ride to pick up. It's a like a little window into a world of crazy.
For example, this:
OFFER: 3/4 flourless cake (Chelsea) From: kamtress17
A partially eaten cake? You think someone is going to come to your apartment to pick up a Trader Joe's cake that's missing a couple slices? Wait, this sounds familiar....oh yes:
OFFER: 1/2 chocolate bar (Chelsea) From: kamtress17
It's the same person!! Someone should intervene because kamtress17 totally has a problem. She impulse buys junkfood and then tries to give it away after she's had her share. Don't ask freecycle to do what any good roommate could!
Also, someone should tell her there are some things you just shouldn't get from strangers. See also:
Wanted: Bris Pillow (UWS) From: stanvin22
I'm not Jewish, but I've lived in New York long enough to know you should buy your kid his own damn Bris pillow.
Moving on, I also love looking at the hopeful WANTED postings. Some requests are very reasonable:
WANTED: bridal/wedding magazines From: silygoosp
Others are kind of spooky:
WANTED: Matches/Lighters: U.E.S.
(I don't know about you, but I would feel really bad when some nine-year-old arsonist shows up at my door to collect his free matches.)
But there are a lot of people in this city who apparently believe if they just tell everyone they really want a laptop, someone will send them one. Good luck with that. See also:
WANTED: ELLIPTICAL MACHINE OR TREADMILL-11209 From: dny_bklyn
WANTED: Mini DV VIDEO CAMERA (ANYWHERE) From: Marie
WANTED: Serger From: PEACH
Wanted: Size 6 Dress Form From: PEACH
Keep dreaming. Maybe you could settle for something more realistic, like:
OFFER: Yankees Knapsack filled with older issues of ESPN magazine - S From: trooblue2u
Offer: About 40 Empty CD Cases (Upper West Side)
OFFER: Script of the Cosby Show (East Village)
And finally here is my favourite. These five freebies were all posted within minutes of each other by the same person :
Offer: Leopard Jacket in size XL/1x ( Manhattan-10018) From: smartisneverinnocent
Offer: Books of Spirituality and New Age Philosophy ( Manhattan - 1 From: smartisneverinnocent
Offer: LIKE NEW / Thigh high black boots in ladies 7.5 ( 10018 Man From: smartisneverinnocent
Offer: 2 bottles of Hair Remover ( unopened) ( Manhattan - 10018) From: smartisneverinnocent
Offer: Cordless HP mouse in Green ( unopened box) ( Manhattan - 1001 From: smartisneverinnocent
My best guess is smartisneverinnocent was put out of business when Craigslist pulled its adult listings last year. Anyone care to hazard an explanation? Remember, the thigh-high boots are LIKE NEW and the hair remover is unopened.