We had this
"I'm an old wife," I said. "Does that make everything I say bullshit?"
"I just want to know where you heard this," he said, all fake wide-eyed. "Is there any proof?"
Now this is a man who once made Annie's Mac & Cheese with banana yogurt because he was out of milk. And he's asking me to provide scientific evidence on the proper handling and storage of berries? He's the guy who can't, no matter how many times I explain it, remember the difference between salted and unsalted butter and which one should go in the butter dish (hint: one is salted) , and he's requires a citation beyond my "everybody knows that you shouldn't wash berries until you plan on eating them."
I make dinner for our family almost every night, and my husband is always wholeheartedly appreciative of this fact. His amazement at what I can do with a few vegetables, a legume and a grain is seemingly sincere. In fact, I don't think I have ever made a meal he didn't enjoy. But still he doubts me when I say, "Don't wash all those damn berries; they're going to go bad, dummy."
Why? Because husbands, even actors, can't take direction. See this face:
That's the face of a man taking direction from his wife. We have the same
In these two shots, I'm making him pose where I will be standing so I can check light levels and adjust the settings, and show him the angle I am hoping to achieve. (The angle that makes me look skinniest, duh). I didn't, however, tell him to stand with his hands on his hips like that. That's just the way he stands.
OMG I am laughing so hard reading this! Good one lady
ReplyDeleteOkay- I'm piping up one year later to say:
ReplyDeleteYou are totally right about the berries.
SO I am quite sure that you are totally right about everything. I know that it doesn't mean the same thing coming from a total stranger, but because you are unlikely to hear it sincerely from the man you love, I thought I'd at least let you hear it from someone.
Happy New Year and thank you for your awesome blog!